Cutting-edge investigative journalism does not get much better than the following from the West Briton of 16 February:
Someone using public toilets at Swanpool in Falmouth got a little more than they bargained for when the lock jammed. They ended up being stuck in the cubicle for 20 minutes after a fire crew had to be called to get them out on Friday. The crew, alerted just after 9pm, had to dismantle the lock and use a saw to open the door.
