There's a land of milk and honey,
Don't you know.
Where we'll all earn pots of money,
Don't you know.
Where we'll all be put in charge
And be peaceful (by and large),
And the climate will be sunny,
Don't you know.
Where this land is is a mystery,
Don't you know.
For the captain with its history,
Don't you know.
He has gone and done a runner
(Which is something of a bummer)
Leaving everything a mystery,
Don't you know.
For the captain's overboard,
The so and so.
And 'Of experts we are bored',
The so and so.
We have lost the leading lady
(Whose CV was slightly shady)
And the drunkard's on his sword,
This you know.
They have left us no directions,
Don't you know
So our route is speculation,
Don't you know.
But the compass is quite bust
And our satnav's full of rust
So our route's beyond detection,
Don't you know.
But our leader says 'Keep going,
'On we go.
'We can get there. Just keep rowing
'On we go.
'Though we don't know why or wherefore
'People asked us to, so therefore
'We must simply keep on going,
'Down below.'
